Thursday, March 09, 2006
The pet I don't talk about
Yeah, I have pet fat. Maurice is 1 ounce of simulated fat. I love him. He grosses out my friends, talks me out of eating ice cream...but only sometimes....he's the kind of pet a lady can depend on!
You, too, can own your own pet fat , you lucky dog, you!
I'm just hoping that Maurice makes friends with the fat on my body so it leaves to go and visit him!