Thursday, March 09, 2006

The pet I don't talk about


Yeah, I have pet fat. Maurice is 1 ounce of simulated fat. I love him. He grosses out my friends, talks me out of eating ice cream...but only sometimes....he's the kind of pet a lady can depend on!

You, too, can own your own pet fat , you lucky dog, you!

I'm just hoping that Maurice makes friends with the fat on my body so it leaves to go and visit him!

1 comment:

Dina said...

That pet fat thing is hilarious!!!! I might need to get one to keep me in check!